GOOD: My long-lost step brother whom I've never had the pleasure of meeting called.BAD: He was just released from prison in Oklahoma. I broke the news of my mother's death and he sobbed for a very awkward 5 minutes on the phone.
UGLY: After first inquiring about where his money might be (? - I don't even know where my own money is), he asked me what I was wearing.
Oh bless your heart. How awkward!! Does he know where to find you?
ReplyDeleteYes MS Mom...yes he does. I'm hoping that he can't legally cross state lines for awhile.
ReplyDeleteOh shit, no! I'm getting ready to drive to OK to pick up my 5 year old niece to stay with me for the weekend. Will be driving by the prison! This is some serious Twilight Zone shit!
ReplyDeleteI love this as a post concept. You'll never run out of things to talk about....
ReplyDelete....yikes! Time to get a dead bolt.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to hear about your mom, though.
Who is this!!! Are you for real!!!???
ReplyDeleteSooooooo, you will be moving?
ReplyDeleteThat is just the weirdest thing I've seen, heard, or read all day.
ReplyDeleteYou've got to be a bit freaked at present...
I know I would be!
How strange! I don't know what to say, except, be careful.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you wearing anyway? (WTF)
I second the above. A little bizarre. The cool kids would probably call it 'random', even....
ReplyDeleteSeriously where are his priorities or sensitivity? Do be careful or he might just break your heart.
ReplyDeleteO.M.F.G. That is super creepy!
ReplyDeleteAre you serious??
ReplyDeleteYes I am serious people. I believe he was drunk at the time, but wrong all the way around. I guess my dreams of having a big brother were seriously dashed that day.
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the weirdest things I've ever heard of.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, this is pretty much what having a big brother is like-- start getting used to it!
yowza, that is a doozey! good luck with aaaall that. sorry, dear! do you have a guard dog?
ReplyDeleteI think the question everyone is afraid to ask here is this...Is he hot?
ReplyDeleteHahaaaa, just kidding!
Kind of.
Sorry about your mom but...Yuck!! Hopfully you'll NEVER have the pleasure of his company!
ReplyDeleteThat's just creepy.
Eeek!!!
ReplyDeleteI would have told him I was wearing a t-shirt that says 'Shoot first, ask questions later.'
ReplyDeleteyes he does. I'm hoping that he can't legally cross state lines for awhile.
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Just checkin in....I love your posts but see you haven't had one in a while. Hope all is well. Will keep checking back. Hope you haven't had any unexpected visiting relatives!
ReplyDeleteHey, KC! I hadn't checked in for awhile and now I find out you're avoiding a scary step brother? Hope things are okay. I have a real brother who's been in and out of jail and calls every 10 years or so... always disconcerting when I hear from him. Take care of yourself!
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, he wanted your money AND your outfit? WTF, dude?
ReplyDeleteIs this for real . . I'm thinking too strange to be true!!!
ReplyDeleteLove Fragrant Liar's response . . Holy crap, he wanted your money AND your outfit? WTF, dude?
Fan . . bloody . . tastic!!!
So, you still out there, KC? Now I'm starting to worry about you! Your brother didn't carry you off or anything, did he? Just checkin'.
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Um, kind of laughing my ass off over here. But um, you know...just don't mention us. I mean, I'm not ASHAMED or anything...I just...you know...don't communicate with ex-cons.
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OMG lol. Clearly he's spent way too long in prison if he made that ugly comment :S
ReplyDeleteThat is bloody awful! You have a beautiful eye by the way (I'm not being creepy honest!)
ReplyDeleteI hope this brother in law will not turn your life upside down. I hope you are good with boundaries. I am glad I stumble on your blog. I like it a lot.
ReplyDeleteI hope you're okay.
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