GOOD: My long-lost step brother whom I've never had the pleasure of meeting called.
BAD: He was just released from prison in Oklahoma. I broke the news of my mother's death and he sobbed for a very awkward 5 minutes on the phone.
UGLY: After first inquiring about where his money might be (? - I don't even know where my own money is), he asked me what I was wearing.
3 hours ago