Definitely Bad Twin

While searching for worthwhile news stories for the station this morning (yes, I actually do work while at work - sometimes), I came across a story about a baby in Florida that had to have a 2 lb tumor removed from his mouth. It turns out that the "tumor" was actually his twin brother. This is exactly why I prefer to falsely report Sasquatch sitings in the area. We will not be reporting this on the station as no one can seem to get through it without gakking. Anyhoo.....update on Mary: not good - details too hard to put in writing right now without crying. I am hoping for better things tonight.