Me: Jennifer, do you have a computer?
Me: Well, I need you to do something for me. I need you to update your records to show that Michael is no longer your contact. Take Michael's name off and replace it with Eric.
Jennifer: What is Eric's title?
Me: (are you friggin kidding me Jen?)...sigh....that would be News Director.
Jennifer: my record show Michael Carlin as the news director.
Tick....tick.....tick......Jennifer, I am terrified of you.